Our car is coming soon, so Nate and I had to go get our driver's license. I met him at the embassy, and we went with a group of other people. Luckily, embassy people don't have to take the real test, which I've heard is pretty brutal. We just have to take a quick eye exam. It was a pretty hilarious experience.
We drive up to a medical facility. I couldn't tell if it was a hospital or what, and I hope I never have to find out. We walk in and there is this man sitting in a room. He is awesome...
His shirt was not quite white, and the V-neck went a bit too low. He was wearing a rocking necklace and his Buddhist beads were huge. I love that guy.
So after waiting in line for some other people to go, Nate was up.
Then it was my turn. I walk in the room and I go to the chair and sit down. I guess that was the wrong thing to do since he started yelling at me.
Real quick... even though he is yelling, he's not really yelling. His voice is loud and he sounds like he is mad, but he's really not. It's a strange phenomenon with the Chinese language and people. It's something I'm sure I'll get used to. Maybe too used to it? If I go back to America talking too loud and with too much passion, now you know why.
Anyway, obviously I didn't know why he was yelling, because I can't understand him. Finally he used charades and I stood up. He needed to evaluate my height and weight. He just estimated. It was awesome. Then I sad down. I put the cover (that hasn't been washed) over one eye. I looked at the chart and he pointed to a picture. The chart was the kind that have the E's in all different directions, and you have to be able to see which way it is facing. I did one, got it right, and then he started yelling again. He wanted me to switch eyes. After one E! I did, and he pointed to another E. I have a bad eye. It's my right one. So it took me a second to decide which way I thought it was facing. Well, I didn't have to think too long, because the other guy in the room told me. He pointed while the doctor guy wasn't looking. And that was it! I passed! It was all so hilarious.
So after a trip to the embassy, a trip to the medical center, getting my height guessed, and an E for each eye, I got my drivers' license. We got it a few days later, and it was a piece of paper that was laminated. I could have made it at home.
By the way, he guessed my height at 165cm. Which is 64.96 inches. 5'5". Exactly right.