Ha Ha Ha

Here are 6 things that have made me laugh recently.  It doesn't matter that I was laughing at myself.  It's still a laugh, and I need it.

1.  When putting the dishes away, I opened and closed the cabinets at least 6 times before I realized it would be easier to leave them open.  So, I left them open... for the rest of the morning.

2.  I'm either dying of heat, or freezing.  There is no middle.

 

3.  I keep a very organized calender of events, so I always remember what is going on.  I write down the date, function, time, etc.  I forget to look at it.

4.  My boobs are hardly ever the same size... as each other... at the same time.

5.  I buy a new package of candles for every birthday.  That is 19 kid birthdays so far.  I literally have about 200 candles.

6.  I get my beginning consonant sounds mixed up a lot.  I once tried to call SCM a finger sucker.  I accidentally said "singer ____".  Yup. Out loud for everyone to hear me.