I know her face isn't in focus. But look at the detail in that pine tree right behind her. Stunning! Really, I meant to do that. This post is referencing that tiny gap in her bottom teeth. It was a tiny tooth. One that could easily be forgotten.
This is the letter Rhon received under her pillow this morning...
Dear Rhon,
It appears there has been a misunderstanding. I have just spoken with my good friend and associate, the Poop Fairy, who has been visiting your house every night for the past two weeks. apparently when you requested fairy services, it sounded like you said, "Poop Fairy" not "Tooth Fairy". To some extent, this is understandable, as it is not always easy to make all the correct sounds when one's tooth is missing. We would appreciate it, however, if the next time you lose a tooth, you made every effort to enunciate properly. Thank you for the tooth. Even though it was a bit dry, it was still terribly delicious.
Yours Truly,
Tooth Fairy
P.S. Next time, try to remind your parents more often that I'm due for a visit.
P.P.S You'll be happy to know that the Poop Fairy's time was not completely wasted. Your youngest brother G, kept her well supplied with poopy diapers that she described as, "Simply delectable!"
I wish I could take credit for this. All I did was transcribe.
5 comments:
Ian and I laughed so hard we cried.
One time the tooth fairy forgot to come to our house for a whole week and the tooth got lost. And then all hell broke loose.
hahahahahahahahahaha!
OOOOHHHHH that was good!
I cannot type for the laughing! What did Rhon think?
Oh man! I probably should have included this in my post.
She certainly didn't get as many laughs out of it as I did. She kept saying, "I said TOOTH! I said TOOTH!" She was a good sport though. She knew we were playing with her. I think she was just happy to finally get her money.
Another funny thing is that I couldn't find the tooth under her pillow. Later that morning she brought it to me and said, "Give this to the tooth fairy" and walked away. And she said it in sort of a I'm-annoyed-with-my-parents way that she is so good at.
Ok you are truly a good mom if you are the imfamous terrible tooth fairy!!! We forget at our house every time, so now they just comet o me and say Where's my money, the stinking tooth fairy forgot again! ILY
Alice
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